12 Things You’ll Overhear During Finals Week

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It’s the most wonderful STRESSFUL time of the year! “Tis the season for highlighters, all-nighters and notable caffeine abuse! As you find yourself milling about campus this week, probably moving only to get coffee or find another study sport, you are sure to hear a lot of chatter about finals week. Whether it’s people complaining about their workload, the professor that’s out to get them, the last time they’ve seen daylight, etc., you’re sure to hear some, if not all, of the following.

1. “This is legit my sixth cup of coffee.”
2. “My professor put things on the review sheet that we didn’t even go over in class, and it’s just like seriously, why do you hate us.”
3. “All I want to do right now is cuddle up and watch Christmas movies but instead I have to study for this stupid final.”
4. “This paper doesn’t even make sense but whatever, I’m over it at this point.”
5. “I can’t even remember what my bed looks like.”
6. *scrolls through Instagram, Snapchat, Pinterest, Facebook, Twitt-* “OH MY GOD, I HAVE TO STOP PROCRASTINATING.”
7. “[Professor’s name here] is such a hardo, his/her final is going to be impossible, I know it.”
8. “I’ve seriously been in the lib forever.”
9. “Wait, do you think they’d be willing to send me their study guide?”
10. “Of course, my final would be at 8 AM.”
11. “Can I just fast-forward to winter break already?”
12. “Honestly, I don’t even care about my GPA at this point, I just want to be done.”